SUPERMAN MADE A COMBACK!!!!

So, I swear Lancelot is like a medieval version of superman. He is so invincible, and he goes through all these fights and self-injuries and yet he can still jump up and be ready to do it all over again. He has to be a mutant or something to be able to bounce back from soooo many injuries.

            Then when Lancelot finally finds Guinevere she is happy for a little bit, then she gets upset because, she is a stalker, and watched him hesitate when he was getting into the cart for her. Then she gives him the cold shoulder and basically drives him away.

So he decides to go and try and find his friend Gawain, but then Guinevere calls him back and apologizes to him for being so cold to him. Then Lancelot breaks in to her tower later that night and then they spent a passionate night together. As he is breaking into her room he injures his hand and leaves blood all over Guinevere's sheets.

   

Lancelot then sneaks out of the tower before sunrise, and Meleagant (Crazy kidnapper) accuses Guinevere of committing adultery with Kay, because he is the only wounded knight nearby. Lancelot comes to the rescue and challenges Meleagant to a fight to defend Guinevere’s honor. Meleagant’s father interferes and convinces Meleagant and Lancelot to hold off their fight for a year. Over the year, Lancelot gets tricked by another dwarf and forced to be a prisoner, while Guinevere is allowed to return home. LIKE CANT THIS DUDE CATCH A BREAK?? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 When the year is up he goes and fights, Lancelot bargains with his captors to let him go and fight, and that he promises to return. When he finally did fight Meleagant, Guinevere asks for him to lose to prove his love. He obliges and when he starts to lose, Guinevere changes her proposal, now hoping for him to win. Lancelot does what she wants and whoops Meleagant’s ass. If she really wanted him to say “I LOVE YOU,” SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED.

 

.But I can honestly say he thought he was looking fresh in that all red suit and horse matching to boot.

Lancelot: The Super Human Being Who Falls in Love

Is anybody else wondering how Lancelot is still alive? This man has no pain tolerance. After all he has been through with almost getting speared and crossing the sword bridge I would figure that he would have had enough by now. But no! Once he gets to Guinevere to rescue her, he then battles Meleagant. He finally gets to see his love and begins to fight backwards?! Like really dude come on now. Although he was beating Meleagant in battle, Meleagant's father the king decides to pull him from the battle not only once but twice! just so that Meleagant wouldn't embarrass himself. After the fight when he wants to sleep and be with the queen, he breaks the bars that separated them both from being with each other. In the process of breaking the bars he cuts his hand which results in the blood spread on the curtains and walls. I swear this guy is just that invincible. He's like a medieval superman!

 

 

The love that Lancelot and Guinevere had was a rollercoaster of a relationship. Yes they were having an affair but her feelings for him were out of control! First she was happy to see that he came to rescue her. But then after the battle with Meleagant she was upset with him because of course she saw him hesitate to get into the cart. Now that was a big decision he had to make so he had to think about it. I believe that she was feeling that he was questioning his love for her and she was getting mad for no reason. Then they finally get to be together and its like she just forgets that she's mad at him. But then when Lancelot gets captured from being deceived by an evil dwarf ( seriously what is with all of these evil DWARFS!)  she thinks Lancelot is dead from rumors. So begins to become extremely depressed and considers suicide. Eventually both of them figure out that the rumors were  lies. But then she tests his love again by asking him to lose the fight for and to prove himself.  She asks for a lot from him. If all she wanted was for him to say " I Love You" then just ask! Its not like he wont do anything for her. This man went on a hell of journey just to save her. This man loves you okay!